Characters: Chibi YunJae [Main]
Genre: Fluff, Romance
Summary: Little Jaejoong thinks he’s pregnant and is mad. Little Yunho makes up for it.
One-shot: CHOCOLATE MAGIC
Jaejoong heard the front door bang and was startled to see his son Junsu sniffing unlike his usually bouncy happy self. “What’s wrong baby? Why is my baby crying?”
“Umma, I’m pregnant!” the little boy burst out now crying. Jae could see fat tears rolling down his cheeks nonstop and it breaks his heart though little Junsu’s reason for crying seems to be just because of a misunderstanding.
“Baby, what made you say you’re pregnant?” Jae asked stroking the little boy’s back in comfort.
“That new kid Yoochun kissed me! Now I’m pregnant!” little Junsu looked up at his umma, eyes still watery. “What will I do umma? I like baby but Su is still a baby and Su don’t wanna have a big tummy like Hyukjae’s umma,”
Hearing this made Jaejoong chuckle, looks like his baby really did took after him. He remembered crying before too when he was four, thinking that he also got pregnant because of a kiss.
Little Jaejoong was about to go out to meet up with his friends when he saw a boy on top of the big orange tree in their backyard. The boy, who he just saw for the first time, is eating their precious oranges without asking for permission and he’s mad about it.
“Yah! What are you doing up there?” little Jae shouted to the boy in might, he made his cute voice sound as tough as he could.
“Eating?” the boy laughed at him without care making him angrier.
“But! You didn’t asked for it! You’re a thief! Get down here orange thief!” he shouted again but this time he failed to make his voice sound tough. He saw the boy come down though.
“Aish. Aren’t you too selfish little girl?” the boy who’s now standing in front of him said.
“Joongie is not a girl! Joongie is a boy you orange thief!”
“Eh? But Joongie’s voice sounds like that of a girls,” hearing the boy’s retort made little Jaejoong clench his tiny fists in anger. “Joongie’s eyes are beautiful and round like that of a girls too,” the boy continued making little Jaejoong angrier than he is, he hates being called beautiful, he hates being compared to a girl.
“Omo! Why aren’t you saying anything? Are you mad little selfish girl?” after hearing this, little Jaejoong couldn’t hold it anymore and swung his fist towards the orange thief’s face. But the boy was tough and was able to catch his fist.
Little Joongie will not give up, so he tried giving the thief a punch using his other fist this time. But the boy was still able to catch it. Then, to little Jaejoong’s utter surprise, the boy’s face moved closer to him. He closed his eyes expecting a painful head butt but instead he felt something soft land on his lips. He opened his eyes and saw the boy’s face so so so very close to his, the boy was kissing him. He pushed the boy away and rubbed his lips.
“I hate you!” little Jaejoong started crying as he ran back inside their house.
Inside the house, he ran to his umma and cried harder. “What’s wrong sweetheart?”
“I’m pregnant! That orange thief kissed baby Joongie. I don’t wanna! I don’t wanna!” he wailed and felt his umma hug him close.
“A kiss doesn’t make you pregnant Joongie,” he heard his umma say.
“But Sungmin said his umma got pregnant after he saw his appa and umma kissing,” little Joongie pouted as he gave his reason.
“Well…when an umma and appa kiss it doesn’t mean the umma gets pregnant immediately. If God sees that they truly love each other he sends an angel and that angel would make a magic so a baby would be inside the umma’s tummy. But Joongie doesn’t love that boy, right? And Joongie is still not married, so Joongie will not be pregnant. Araso?” Mrs. Kim heaved a deep sigh after giving her explanation. She was relived to see her son now smiling happily again.
“Oh! Yey~! Little Joongie is not pregnant! No big tummy!” little Joongie started jumping in happiness and Mrs. Kim can’t help but laugh seeing this.
The next day, little Joongie was about to go out again when he saw the orange thief sitting in their fence. The boy was wearing an apologetic look.
“Yah! Are you here to steal oranges again orange thief?” he asked. He was still mad, afterall this boy took away his first kiss.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you cry,” little Jaejoong didn’t expected the boy would apologize. “It’s just that Joongie looked so beautiful,” the way the boy said it made little Jaejoong’s cheeks turn red and he doesn’t understand why when he hates being called beautiful, well, maybe because the boy looked so sincere.
“Is that it? I forgive you. Now, go!”
“No. Can we be friends?” he heard the boy ask.
“I don’t wanna.”
“Why should I?”
“Because I will give you chocolates.”
“Chocolates? Where?” little Joongie loves chocolate so much and if this boy will give him chocolates then maybe they could be friends. “I don’t see you holding any.”
“Look,” the boy took out a coin from his pocket. The boy showed it to him. Pouting, little Jaejoong waited for the boy’s next move. He saw the boy place the coin in his thumb and flicked it up in the air. Little Joongie was just looking at the coin until it started going down, the boy caught the coin with two hands. The boy looked at him, then he opened his hands, the coin was no longer there. Instead inside were three Hershey’s kisses. He was amazed.
Accepting the chocolate kisses, little Joongie asked, “Where did the coin go?”
“Can you do it again?” little Joongie pleaded giving his cutest pleading look.
The boy chucked, “Sure. But let’s be friends first?”
“Sure, sure. Joongie loves to be friends with…with…what’s your name?”
“Jung Yunho imnida. Sorry for not introducing myself earlier. I’m your new neighbor, the boy pointed at the big house beside the Kim’s residence. You’re Kim Jaejoong?”
Little Joongie nodded and smiled to his new friend. “How old are you Yunnie?”
“Yunnie is four years old,” the boy smiled at him showing his cute smile.
“Eh? Joongie is four too. Yunnie look older.”
“Haha! Yunnie is just growing up faster than Joongie. Want to see the chocolate magic again Joongie?”
From then on Yunnie kept learning new magic tricks for Joongie, and the subject of each magic is Joongie’s favorite treat in the world, Chocolate.
END OF FLASHBACK.
Jaejoong stopped from his musings and carried his son to the kitchen where he is finishing up dinner. He sat Junsu down in the counter and explained the same way his umma did to him.
“So…Su isn’t pregnant?” the little boy asked in confirmation. Eyes now shining in happiness.
“Ne…umma is certain,” Jaejoong smiled at Junsu and transferred Junsu to the dining set, he gave his baby an orange juice and chocolate tart for snacks as he continued cooking. He’s relieved that Junsu is back to his happy self.
Ding Dong. He laughed when he saw the little boy bolt down his chair to open the door. After a while, he saw his husband enter the kitchen, carrying Junsu in his arms.
“Good evening wifey,” Jaejoong smiled at his husband's greeting and went over to give him a peck on the lips.
“Welcome home, Yunnie.”
Who would’ve thought that the boy he thought got him pregnant with just a kiss back when he was four, would be the man he’d marry and become the father of his children. Yep, children, Jaejoongie is two months pregnant as of the moment.
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